The BIG 3-0

I had one of those birthdays this year. You know the kind, the ones that make you feel old, turning point in your life, times you feel like you should now be "wise", but know that you are far from it?! Yeah, one of THOSE birthdays! Actually, it was nice and simple and pretty fun!

To celebrate, I thought I would post my favorite age joke:


I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia ..
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license!